A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, “What in the world happened to you, buddy?”The guy says “Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore.”"Yeah?” asks the bartender. “What did she do?”"She hit me with her bag of quarters!”

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