When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!”.

I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.”

“I know,” she replied, “but what is growing in your butt?”

Related posts:

  1. Mommy, Mommy!
  2. Asking Mommy
  3. Don’t Worry Mommy!
  4. Little Blondley Baby
  5. Corn Flakes