In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior.
“Mother, I want to quit the veil.”
“But why, my child?”
“To become a prostitute.”
“What? What are you saying?”
“I said I want to become a prostitute, mother.”
“Oh, you had me worried. I thought you said protestant!”

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