A minister decides to travel around America. He’s at a beach in New England and looking out at the water. Suddenly, he sees a man wearing a Yankees cap being attacked by a shark. The minister starts to panic, but then he sees two men in a boat, both wearing Red Sox caps, pull the man and the shark into the boat. When they come to the shore, the minister goes up to the Red Sox fans and tells them how good and brave they are, and how they would be rewarded in heaven. He says how he’s heard the the Red Sox/Yankees rivalry and was proud of them for putting baseball behind them. The minister turns around and walks away, leaving the beach. One Red Sox fan turns to the other and says, “So–how’s the bait doing?”