Twas the night of the playoffs and all through the city all the yankee fans

were dancing around like a bunch of dumb fucks.

The assholes in pinstripes were gearing up for the playoff run,

but when those fuckheads get swept, now that will be fun.

Kevin Brown punches walls, and Shefield his wife,

Where’s Karim Garcia you ask? He’s doing 25 to life.

Now onto A-rod, hes the best there is right?

Too bad hes a punk who got bitched into a fight.

If Mariano comes in the ninth a comeback is hard,

Unless you’re the Red Sock and Billy Mueller just take him ’yad!

I cant forget Moose, Jorge, and Torre.

Hideki Matsui what the fuck is your story?

Its a night game so whats up with the squint?

Bernie, you old bitch, retire already just take the hint.

Now all you Yankee haters, let all make some fucking noise…

Cause THE YANKEES SUCK, and Jeter Fucks Boys…

GO SOX!