The first thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
The Red Sox win the World Series!

The second thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The third thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The fourth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The fifth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Rivera blows his saves!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The sixth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The seventh thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The eighth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Sweeping the Cardinals!
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The ninth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Cleveland 22 Yanks 0
Sweeping the Cardinals!
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The tenth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Brown breaks his hand!
Cleveland 22 Yanks 0
Sweeping the Cardinals!
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The eleventh thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
Hearing Yanks excuses
Brown breaks his hand!
Cleveland 22 Yanks 0
Sweeping the Cardinals!
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

The twelfth thing about this baseball season that’s such a joy to me:
We’ve reversed the curse!
Hearing Yanks excuses
Brown breaks his hand!
Cleveland 22 Yanks 0
Sweeping the Cardinals!
Sweeping the Angels!
A-Rod’s girlie-man slap!
No more ‘1918’!
Varitek rings A-Rod’s lights!
Biggest comeback ever!
And the Red Sox win the World Series!

GO SOX!!!!
2004 World Series Champions!!!!

Yankees SUCK!