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I was walking down the street and saw a pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and a patch over his eye. stunned, I asked him how he got a peg leg, he explained he fell in the water and a shark bit it off. I aksed where he got the hook and he told me another pirate cut it off. so then I ask how he got a patch over his eye and he says a bird pooped in his eye, i said ” HOW THE HECK IS BIRD POOP GONNA GIVE YOU A PATCH” he told me it was the first day with the hook