A man appears outside of the gates of heaven. st. peter approaches the man and says ” you must be brian ” in which the man replies ” yes ” . st. peter then says to the man ” well sorry brian but you cant come into heaven because throughout your entire life i have not seen you do anything nice to anyone.” Brian then says ” ive helped heaps of people out during my life.” st. peter then says ” if you can tell me one time you’ve done something nice to someone i’ll let you into heaven.” the man then turns around and says ” well once i saw a woman getting raped by a group of guys with motor bikes and i told them to piss off and leave her alone or i’d bash all of them.” st. peter then says ” when did this happen?”. the man then responds ” about 3 minutes ago.”
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