THIS GUY’S CAR BROKE DOWN IN THE RAIN.HE STARTED WALKING TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE AROUND.HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SOMEONE ANSWERED THE DOOR. THE GUY POLITELY ASKED CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE? THE MAN SAID I DON’T HAVE ONE BUT THE HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD HAS ONE. THE GUY SAID OKAY AND STARTED TOWARD THE NEXT HOUSE. HE WALKED UP TO THE HOUSE BUT HE SAW A NAKED WOMEN SHAKING HER TIT UP AND DOWN. THEN HE SAW A NAKED MAN PULLING ON HIS DICK HOLDING AN UMBRELLA .HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOCK ON THE DOOR. HE WENT BACK TO THE HOUSE HE WENT TO FIRST AND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AGAIN. THE MAN ANSWERED THE DOOR AND THE GUY SIMPLY TOLD THE MAN WHAT HE HAD SAW AND HE ASKED THE MAN DON’T THAT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD? THE MAN REPLIED NO BOTH OF THEM ARE DEAF. THE WOMEN WAS TELLING THE MAN TO GO MILK THE COWS AND THE MAN REPLIED WITH GO FUCK YOURSELF IT IS RAINING OUTSIDE.!!!!!!!!

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