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Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks
USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident.
It’s a dog eat dog world… and I’m wearing milkbone underwear!!!
I break for hallucinations
My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer
Blondes Are Not Dumb (the bumper sticker was upside-down)
DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET OUT!!!
IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY DRIVING, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!
Nuck Fewt
ORGASM DONOR
My child made Student of the Month at Juvenile Hall
No radio. Already stolen.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
My other wife is beautiful.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Don’t laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
I love animals - They taste great!
I’d rather step in shit than smoke it.
Unless you are a hemorrhoid - get off my ass!
On the back of a caterer’s truck: “Nobody beats our meat!”