A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.

“Honey,” the fellow asked, “do you want to have make love tonight?”

“No dear, not tonight,” she replied.

“Is that your final answer?”

“Yes, that is my final answer!”

“In that case,” he said, “may I phone a friend?”

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