Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria.
During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,
“A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, “Please, sir, it wasn’t me!”
“Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. “And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!”
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