1. If you stay up late, your child will wake early the next morning.
2. Before your child can become clean, something else has to become dirty.
3. Toys multiply to fill every available space.
4. The more time you spend preparing the meal, the less your child will like it.
5. Your child will be the only child who misbehaves at any event.
6. The shoe will only fit if it’s expensive.
7. Want something done? Tell your child not to do it.
8. The gooiest food always ends up in the carpet.
9. Starting down the street in the car always causes your child to need to go to the restroom.
10. The more challenging the child, the more rewarding the parent’s role is….not!
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