Chinese Phrase       English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu  A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat  You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung  Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia  Approach me
Lao Ze Sho  Gilligan’s Island
Lao Ze Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai  A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be  A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne  A small horse
Ten Ding Ba  Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung  A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
 Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
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