An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the
First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and
it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty
minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First
Officer replies: “Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?” “Your people bombed
Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese.” “Nooooo, noooo, Chinese
not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.” “Chinese, Japanese,
Vietnamese… it doesn’t matter, you’re all alike.” Another thirty
minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: “No like
Jew.” “Why not? Why don’t you like Jews?” “Jews sink Titanic.” “The
Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.” “Iceberg, Goldberg,
Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah … all da same.”