1.  Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
   2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
   3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
   4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
   5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
   6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
   7. At least that rusty Pick-up’s bought and paid for.
   8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
   9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
  10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions