It was a miserable hot day in Dallas and these two black
whores were walking down the street when one (Mary Jane)
says to the other (Eloise), “Eloise, honey, it is so hot
out here today, why don’t we take off our panties so’s we
be cool” Eloise says, “Oh, I don’t know Mary Jane, I be too
embarrassed”.
So they walk on a bit farther and pretty soon Mary Jane says,
“Eloise, honey, I just can’t stand this heat. We jess got’s
to take off our panties so’s we be cool”? And Eloise says,
“Mary Jane , I juss can’t, I’d be too embarrassed”. So, they
continue for a few more blocks, when suddenly Mary Jane stops
and points to the porch of a house where an enormous black
woman is sitting with her skirt hiked up to her navel, no
panties on and eating a watermelon. She says, “Eloise, honey,
look up there on the poc’h of dat house. Jess look at dat.
I’ll bet she be cool.”
And Mary Jane says, “Less go axe her.” So they shuffle up on
to the porch of the house and Eloise says, “Big Fat Mama, you
sittin up here on the poc’h of dis house, what with yo skirt
hiked up to you navel, no panties on and eating dat
watermelon….. tell us… is you cool”?
And the woman says, “Honey child… I don’t no nuffin a bouts
being cool, but it sho do keeps the flies off my watermelon”!
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