TWO GUYS ARE DRIVING DOWN A MISSISSIPPI ROAD AND ARE PULLED OVER BY A POLICE OFFICER. THE OFFICER WALKS UP TO THE VEHICLE AND INSTRUCTS THE DRIVER TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW. WHEN THE DRIVER ROLLS DOWN THE WINDOW HE GETS A RAP ON THE HEAD WITH THE OFFICER’S STICK. THE DRIVER SAYS: “WHAT’S THAT FOR?” AND THE OFFICER SAYS “NEXT TIME YOU’RE STOPPED, HAVE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE OUT AND READY. THE OFFICER THEN GOES TO THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE WHERE HE RAPS THE PASSENGER IN THE HEAD WITH HIS STICK. THE PASSENGER SAYS “WHAT’S THAT FOR?” THE OFFICER SAYS I MADE YOUR WISH COME TRUE. I KNOW THAT TWO MILES DOWN THE ROAD YOUR GOING TO SAY “I WISH HE WOULD HAVE TRIED THAT SHIT WITH ME.”

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