Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”
To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
- Surgery
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered...
- New Manhood
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor a...
- Manhood
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor a...
- tooooooo long
- Will this operation hurt me at all?
