A dude gets into a taxi after a long night at the bars and halfway home decides he needs some fast food. He taps the driver on the shoulder and suddenly the driver SCREAMS!! –swerves across the road and jumps the sidewalk stopping just short of a cement barrier.

Then driver turns around and says “Don’t EVER, EVER tap me on the shoulder while I’m driving!!”

The passenger says, “GEEZ. I’m sorry; I didn’t know it would scare you so much.”

The driver replies, “before this I drove a HEARSE for 25 years!!”