After a party one evening, Doug and Grace were going home. Doug had a few drinks and did not want Grace to drive. About one mile down the road, Doug was pulled over by the police. Doug tells Grace, “Don’t say one word. I’ll do all the talking.” The officer walks up to the car and says, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” “Why no,” says Doug. “It seems your registration is not current. Where you aware of this?”inquires the officer. “No I had no idea.” replies Doug. Grace speaks up and says, “Yes you did, I have been telling you to take care of that for two months now.” “SHUT UP, DAMN YOU!” Doug says. “Well, sir, that’s not the only reason I pulled you over. Did you know that you have a tail-light out as well?” askes the officer. Doug with the best innocent face he could muster says, “Why no, officer. I had no idea.” Grace then says, ” Doug, please, you just got a ticket on that last week. You knew.” “SHUT UP, DUMD B____CH!” Dous says with a growel. The officer then leans in the window and says,” Excuse me, does he always talk to you like that?” Grace then informs him, “No, only when he is drunk.”
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