I would not have submited any of these jokes because they are not very funny but I have seen some bad ones about:

For this joke you have to know that the English emergancy services number is 999 although you can say the same about 911

Citizen: Officer, I am going to make a complaint, what is your number?

Officer: 999 (911) give us a call some time.

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There was an British officer who used to wind up the public on purpose, he was very nice to them in every way, but when they said thanks or it was the end of the conversation, he would say:

Thanks then dog breath.

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Blue lights

Officer gets out of car and walks out to a car.

Car owner: What’s the problem officer?

Officer: Sir, I have reason to believe you were not paying attention to the road, I am arresting you for driving without due care and attention!

Car owner: Really, please don’t, I wasn’t looking at the road, I didn’t see you.

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A traffic policeman pulls a car with a defective break light and starts to book them, they step out of the car and say:

OK, officer, it is fair enough, I am a criminal, I will not lie to you, I stoll this car and have just robbed a bank. The policeman said, Yes, yes, yes, that may be but that is no excuse for having a defective break light and no road tax, I am booking you for these traffic offenses