One time little Johnny woke up one morning and saw his mom jumping up and down on his dad.
He asked,”Mommy why are you jumping on Daddy?”
The mom replied slyly, “Well daddy is getting fat so I am trying to deflate him.”
Johnny said, “Ohhh! Well you’re wasting your time. After you leave for work, the big-boobied woman next door comes over and blows Daddy back up.”
