Two blonde pilots are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they touch the ground the one blonde screams to the other blonde, “Bambi, pull up, the runaway is ending!” She swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the first blonde screams again, “Get the plane up, Bambi, the runaway is ending!” The second blonde swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again… During their fourth descent the second pilot says, “This is so dumb, Candi, they build this huge and expensive airport but with such a short runaway.” “I know,” answers Candi, “But look how wide they made it!”