. . . you can take comfort from the thought of what happened to God’s Children.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said to them was; “Don’t ! ”

“Don’t What?” Adam replied. ”

“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said

“Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit?” Hey Eve…We got Forbidden Fruit!”

“No way!”

“Yes way!”

“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.

“Why??”

“Because I’m your creator and I said so!” Said God, Wondering why he hadn’t stopped after making elephants. A few minutes later God saw the children having an apple break and became angry.
“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” God asked.

“UH huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?” God asked

“I dunno,” Eve answered

“She started it!” said Adam.

“Did not!”

“Did so!”

Having had it with the both of them, God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.