There were three construction workers, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day when they were eating lunch, the red head said, “I hope I don’t get a turkey sandwich.” and sure enough, he gets a turkey sandwich. Then he says, “If I get another turkey sandwich, I am going to kill myself.” Then the brunette opens his lunch and says,”I hope I don’t get a roast beef sandwich.” and sure enough, he gets a roast beef sandwich. Then he says, “If I get another roast beef sandwich, I am going to kill myself.” Then the blonde opens up his lunch and says, “I hope I don’t get a cheese sandwich.” and sure enough, he gets a cheese sandwich. Then he says, “If I get another cheese sandwich, I am going to kill myself.” Thh next day, they were all sitting on the top floor of the building they were working on and the red head opens up his lunch, looks at his sandwich and says, “Whew, I have roast beef, I don’t have to kill myself.” Then the brunette opens his lunch and looks at his sandwich and says, “Whew, I have a turkey sandwich, I don’t have to kill myself.” Then the blonde opens up his lunch, looks at his sandwich and says, “Oh man, I have a cheese sandwich. i Have to kill my self.” And with that, he jumps off the building and dies. The brunette says to the redhead, “Man, i feel sorry for him.” The redhead’s response was “I don’t, he packs his own lunch.”