You measure distance in minutes.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Stores don’t have shopping carts, they have buggies
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal (including pesky insects).
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked (and your car as well).
You carry jumper cables in your car …. for your own car.
You own only 4 spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Duke’s mayo.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.
You think the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1,000 or more.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as “goin wal-martin” or off to “Wally World”
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop……… it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
You recognize that cheese grits and catfish nuggets is a meal that must have been bestowed upon the people by the Lord Himself.
You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread with flavored flour and water (a delicacy known as “biscuits ‘n gravy”).