One day they went to the lumber yard in their pickup truck, and Billy Bob went in and said to the salesman, “I want some 4 by 2s.”

The salesman replied, “Don’t you mean 2 by 4s?”

Billy Bob said, “Let me go ask my brother in the truck.”

He came back and said, “Yeah we want some 2 by 4s.”

Then the salesman asked, “How long do you want them?”

Billy Bob said, “I don’t know, let me go ask my brother in the truck.”

He came back into the store and said, “We want them for a long time, we’re gonna build a garage!”