Bubba pulled the car over to the side of the road and showed Billy-Bob where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Bubba recalled.

“That sounds wonderful,” said Billy-Bob.

“Yes. It was great until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

“Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”

“Baaaaaaa.”