CSO: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Newbie: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
CSO: Mac?
Newbie: No, the name’s Lou.
CSO: Your computer?
Newbie: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
CSO: Mac?
Newbie: I told you, my name’s Lou.
CSO: What about Windows?
Newbie: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
CSO: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Newbie: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
CSO: Wallpaper.
Newbie: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
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