CSO: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Newbie: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

CSO: Mac?

Newbie: No, the name’s Lou.

CSO: Your computer?

Newbie: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

CSO: Mac?

Newbie: I told you, my name’s Lou.

CSO: What about Windows?

Newbie: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

CSO: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Newbie: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

CSO: Wallpaper.

Newbie: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

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