Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived.
“Right at the end of Eucalyptus Road,” Billy Bob replied.
“Could you spell that for me please?” the operator asked.
After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said, “How ’bout I just drag her on over to Pine Street and y’all can pick her up there?”
- Question and answer
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did...
- The 911 Call
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someo...
- Dinner on the Road
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went d...
- Thuds
- Chicken Crossfire
