An application was for employment A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider’s home and a virus was the flu!
I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head
I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!