The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees,
then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally,
after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand
trap.
All the while, he’d noticed that the club professional had been watching.
What club should I use now? he asked the pro.
I don’t know, the pro replied. What game are you playing?

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