First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”

Second golfer: “How so?”

First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.

If you want to play golf at night it glows.”

Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”

First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”

Similar Jokes
  • Best golfers
    Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played golf with his preacher. B...
  • Profanity in Golf
    The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream ...
  • The Pessimist!
    1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one....
  • Humor about retirement
  • Small world

Related posts:

  1. The Pessimist! 1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers...
  2. MELTING LAWYER Laws of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your...
  3. TopCaddy Comments Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”...
  4. An Honest Mistake A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What...
  5. Always One Hole Behind A man, while playing on the front nine of a...

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.