Three vampires walk into a bar.
The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they’ll have?

The first vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of O Positive.”

The second vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of AB Negative.”

The third vampire says, “I’m the designated driver. I’ll just have a glass of plasma.”

The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,

“Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!”

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