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While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkempt man sit down next to her.
“say, honey-baby … i’d really like tiger into those pants o抎ouis.”
“thanks,” she shot back, “but i’ve already got an a****** in there.”
- pickup lines
Here’s a few pickup lines.
You remind me of my grandma, except that I haven’t slept with you ye...
- You might be a redneck if 55
You might be a reneck if...
The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured ...
- Redneck Truck
If you open the door to the pickup and soda cans fall out, you might be a redneck.
- ID?
- Rusted Truck
