A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive.”
- The Bear and the Hunter
There once was a hunter who went bear hunting with a shotgun. He saw a bear, fired and missed. The b...
- Theandrabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who ...
- Bear in a bar
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender ” Bartender give me a ice cold draft beer. The b...
- Huge bear
- Catching the bear
