A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way.”The doc said , “I’ll have to put your penis in a splint to let itheal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” So he tookfour tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage andwired it all together. It was an impressive work of art.The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and ontheir honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse toreveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he eversaw them. She says, “You are the first, no one has ever touched thesebreasts.” He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, “Look atthis, it’s still in the CRATE !”