Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of
them shows up 30 minutes late.
The one who’s been waiting asks his partner: “What kept
you?”
“I ran over a Coke bottle and got a flat tire.”
“A Coke bottle in the road? Didn’t you see it?”
“No, the kid had it under his coat.”
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Q: What is the generic name for Viagra?
A: Mycoxaphaillin
