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Loading ...A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: “What are you doing here today?”
Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give
me $5 for it.”
Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself.
But they pay me $25.”
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some
more [...]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had
a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might
have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the
medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she go and see Dr Chang, the
well-known sex therapist. So she [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman comes out of the shower one morning. Her husband sneaks
up behind her, grabs a hold of her breasts, and says ‘honey, if
you firm these up a little bit you wouldn’t have to wear a bra
quite as much.’
She was furious and didn’t speak to him for the rest of the week.
The next week, as [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There’s this couple who are financially strapped. They’ve
been trying to figure out a way to come up with the money
so that they don’t lose their home. The wife didn’t have
any ideas as to what to do. But the husband says, “Hey, we
could sell you.” He said, “I really hate to do this to you,
but we [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It was a miserable hot day in Dallas and these two black
whores were walking down the street when one (Mary Jane)
says to the other (Eloise), “Eloise, honey, it is so hot
out here today, why don’t we take off our panties so’s we
be cool” Eloise says, “Oh, I don’t know Mary Jane, I be too
embarrassed”.
So they [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes
they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said,”A
penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . .perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, [...]
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman,
so he climbs on top of her.
“Can I turn the ceiling light off?” he asks.
“Why?” she replies, “Are you feeling a bit shy?”
“No,” he says, “because it’s burning my ass!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging
their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his
foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.”
The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog doo, 20 feet
back.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the
light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will
you sleep with me tonight?”
His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
“I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in daddy’s [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them.
She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry.
Please come in and have something to eat.”
“Is the man of the house home?”, they asked.
“No”, she replied. “He’s [...]
