I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women
differ so much. And, I never have figured out why men think with
their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured
out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil,
when it hears the words “I [...]

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There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM)
and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark
and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he [...]

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A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his
life science classroom, staring at a question on the
final exam paper.
The question directed: “Give four advantages of
breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. [...]

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the
doctor, he says,” How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiancée is still a virgin in every way.”
The doc said, [...]

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Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for
trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge
called in duck number one and said, “What where you doing in the pond after
midnight?”
“I was blowing bubbles.” The judge then called in duck number two
and asked him the same question. [...]

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This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
And she said, “Why? Are you sick?”
“No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was [...]

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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up
a picture of a cat. “What animal is this?” she asked.
“A cat!” said Eddie.
“Good job! Now, what is this animal?”
“A dog!” said Eddie.
“Good! Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer.
The class fell silent. After [...]

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner,
she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip [...]

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A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A [...]

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Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a
noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”
“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice
you here with me.” The fear of getting caught trying to [...]

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