Little ten-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner.
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f*cking the cow!”
Uncle John is highly embarrassed by his nephew’s language [...]

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A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.”
Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my [...]

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One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.
“This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache,” he says.
The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, “That’s a sheep under your arm.”
“I wasn’t talking to [...]

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