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Loading ...Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet?To put out burning ducks.
Similar JokesDucks and ElephantsWhy do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burnin…How many ducksHow many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Similar JokesWhy Fishing Is Better Than SexWhen you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch someth…Fish and Cat StoryOne spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the chicken cross the road? ‘Cause he freakin’ felt like it!
Similar JokesQuestion and answerQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did…Chicken At The MoviesAn old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2…The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers…
Similar JokesCircumcisional EvidenceHow do you circumcisce a whale?
With four skin-divers…
EngineeringHere is a bit of engineer humor to brighten your day:
Actual maintenance complaints submitted by …Humor about DeathOLD WANTS never die, they become needs
OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time
OL…Business one-liners 62Business one-liners [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.
Similar JokesThe Farmer and his boys…A farmer had three sons. One day his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!
Similar JokesHappy ButtIt was this little girl’s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she re…Yo mama’s so fat… ButtYour mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!
Similar JokesThe types of cowsIf a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of t…Life of cows and bullsA bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ”Look, a dead bird.” And the blonde looks up and says, ”Where?”
Similar JokesBlonde BirdWhat do you call a blonde bird?A swallow!Do you see the dead bird?A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I’ve been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Similar JokesMeow MeowOnce there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all …u mama’s so stupidu r mama is so stupid that she waited for the stop sign to turn greenyou [...]
