Published in November 9th, 2008
I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, ”Ribbit. Nine iron.”
That’s curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a nine iron, [...]
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Published in November 8th, 2008
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.”
So the second hunter says that he’s going to [...]
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Published in November 7th, 2008
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a [...]
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Published in November 6th, 2008
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ”Feathers,” the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at [...]
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Published in November 5th, 2008
Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says ”twist to open.”
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Published in November 4th, 2008
What’s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?
The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
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The nun has a soul full of hope….The difference between a hog and a manWhat’s the difference [...]
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Published in November 3rd, 2008
What does a fish use to get high?
Seaweed!
Similar JokesFish says, “Duuuuude!”What does a fish use to get high?Seaweed!Why Fishing Is Better Than SexWhen you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch someth…Fish and Cat StoryOne spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the [...]
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Published in November 2nd, 2008
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by. They soon realized that the parrot was calling out the colors of their respective underpants. They [...]
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Published in October 27th, 2008
What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
An elephant in a plastic bag.
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Published in October 26th, 2008
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “frog with four feet, jumps four feet.”
So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The [...]
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