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Loading ...The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ??why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a goose.” And the bartender says, ”Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a pint of beer.” The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be four dollars.” The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.”Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.” The man pulls out a ten-dollar […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enuff” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the bartender and gives the guy […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad,
Budweiser’s sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea.
He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling,
figuring he’s been out jumping new bones.
“Where the hell you been all night?” she demands.
“At […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The
bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.”
The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells
him he owes $4.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees
that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, “I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom.”
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. […]
