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Loading ...A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make ‘me doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn’t allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock — it’s half-past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman appear in the driver’s rear-view mirror. ”Don’t worry!” says the driver to his friend, ”Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, we’ll peel the labels off our beer bottles and we’ll each [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A drunken guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, “YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!” The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pull out a hamster, which begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enough” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the bartender and gives the guy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs.Halfway up the stairs, he falls [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog, and starts swinging him around. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing”?The blind guy says, “Don’t mind me I am just looking around”.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the [...]
