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Loading ...An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?Because they both drip when they’re raped!
Similar JokesSex After MarriageA newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
“Care to go upstair…Answering machine message 06You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in “as-is” condition. You can …tsunamiwhy is it […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath
Similar Jokes50 Blondes and a BrunetteThere were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly the blonde pilots crash the plane….Watch out for copsOne day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. ?My God!
Similar JokesHorrific accidentA blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself f…Witness` testimony […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied “no” so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied “ok”. […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They
walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample
bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
“That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Tracy”
“Yeah. What’s it called Sharon?”
“Viens a moi.”
“Viens a moi? What the does that mean?”
At this stage the store […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,
and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an
old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they
climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb
into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the
woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has
been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like
some […]
