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Loading ...A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.
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“What a great realist tha…First Time NudeOn their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathro…Woman [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. “Thanks for the refill!”
Similar Jokes“Thanks for the refill!”Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.
…A glass of milkA guy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What goes: VROOM… SCREECH… VROOM… SCREECH… VROOM… SCREECH?A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Blonde: We …Blonde DrivingQ: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was fl…Blondes [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?A: It’s too hard to re-train them.
Similar JokesIt’s too hard to re-train them.Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It’s too hard to re-train them. Toy Train ConductorA few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?Because they both drip when they’re raped!
Similar JokesSex After MarriageA newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
“Care to go upstair…Answering machine message 06You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in “as-is” condition. You can …tsunamiwhy is it [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath
Similar Jokes50 Blondes and a BrunetteThere were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly the blonde pilots crash the plane….Watch out for copsOne day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. ?My God!
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