What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
It’s the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
Similar JokesQuestion and answer blond jokesQ: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do blond…50 Blondes and a BrunetteThere were fifty blondes and a brunette on a plane. When suddenly [...]

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A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.”
A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came [...]

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What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.
Similar JokesDolly Parton Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist?

A. Because nothing grows well in the shade.Dolly’s KidsHow can you pick out Dolly Parton’s kids on the play ground?They’re the ones with the stretch marks …Marriage quotes 07If your wife [...]

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!
Similar JokesBlondogWhy does a blond dog have lumps on his head?From chasing parked cars!BlondogWhy does a blond dog have lumps on his head?From chasing parked cars!

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There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, “How do I get to the other side?” The other blonde yelled back, “You’re already on the other side!”
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, to yell for Daddy!
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Blonde: We …Presidential Candidate Light BulbQuestion: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did it take to screw in a light bulb ?…How [...]

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How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Similar JokesI Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.How do you confuse a blonde?Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.A Confused ComputerA confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer h…A Confused ComputerA confused caller [...]

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde [...]

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Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden.
Her mother yelled out, “Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties. She [...]

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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Fourth grade.
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A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the
b…Which Hole?

 
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the…Did you hear about [...]

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