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Loading ...A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. ?What?s the problem Carol? I hope it?s not homework again.??Well, uh, yes, it is,
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A college’s student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross betwen Larry Bird [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.”See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:(a) build a bridge(b) sail the ocean(c) lead an army or(d) WRITE A PLAY4. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...* The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.* The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.* New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.* Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed.6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night’s dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks.6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep.7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you didn’t hit the snooze button–you turned it off.7:01 fall asleep again.7:44 [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks. “No,” says the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” A smart-ass [...]
